I. Do you believe that Shah Rukh Khan is the greatest actor of all time?
a) Probably, but we shouldn't forget Deepak Tijori
b) Probably, but Amrita Singh was more of a hunk
c) Probably, if acting means emoting from ham to hammier
d) Probably, especially if he acts opposite Juhi Chawla

2. Do you think Rani Mukherjee is sexy?
a) Oh yes, I also had the hots for Tun Tun
b) Certainly, if you're into hunks
c) Of course, we get to see so much more of her
d) No

3. Kumar Gaurav is….
a) A film starring Paintal
b) A star son
c) A shade of magenta
d) Kumar Saanu's brother

4. Bhagyashree is…
a) A hall in Bandra
b) A lottery
c) A Himalayan blunder
d) A flunked actress

5. Rajnikanth can…
a) Balance a seal on his nose
b) Dance
c) Twirl a cigarette into his mouth (the lit end)
d) Hand out the correct change after cutting a bus ticket

6. You would associate Shatrughan Sinha with the state of…
a) Manipur
b) Bihar
c) Perpetual loudmouthness
d) Perpetual stupor

7. Which of these tunes was not an Anu Malik "original"?
a) The theme to The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
b) The theme to Come September
c) Any of AR Rehman's compositions from the Tamil film Gentleman
d) Happy Birthday

8. The greatest Indian comedian is….
a) Johnny Whisky
b) Govinda
c) Anupam Kher
d) Salman Khan, in his serious roles

9. The sequel to Sholay should star….
a) Abhishek Bachchan and Bobby Deol
b) Asrani and Jagdeep
c) The Uttar Pradesh Assembly
d) Alpha Centaurii

10. Which of these sequels would you watch?
a) Hey Rambo
b) Hero No. 2
c) Papa The Great Ka Beta
d) The relaunch of Asha Parekh's career

Keeping score

Give yourself as many points as you want for each question you've answered. Then go out and get yourself a drink. Or get your head examined.