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Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata.
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. That's Amchi Mumbai.
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.. The first two get together and beat him up. That's Delhi.
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall That's Ahmedabad.
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software program to stop the fight. That's Bangalore.
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that Amma doesn't Like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai.
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles Now 50 guys are fighting. You are definitely in Punjab!!!
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and at the end all go home as friends. You are in Goa.
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and resolve their fight with the help of others passing over their deadbodies. You are in some city in U.P.
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house. And says: "Aamchya ghara samor bhandu naka, dusari kade jaun bhanda (Don’t fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting)". That's Pune for sure !!!
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