There was this man from Punjab who decided to do a little traveling. After being on the road for several days and on reaching Delhi he was feeling pretty horny, so he decided to stay a while in the city. That evening, he hailed a cab and asked the cabbie about the red light area, so the cabbie took him to one that he knew well.
After choosing a good-looking gal, they went upstairs. On the way, the girl commented on how tall the man was. The man said everything from Punjab was big.
After getting undressed and the girl had taken a good look, she said, "I can see what you mean about everything from Punjab being big!"
"Yes ma'am," said the man. "I mean everything!"
After they had finished their business and were getting dressed, the man asked her, "By the way, ma'am, what part of Punjab are you from?"