A visiting desi goes into a restaurant in USA, sits down at a table. An
attractive
smiling young waitress comes for his order. He returns the smile and says, "I
want a quickie."

She turns red in the face, and feeling shame says, "Sir, I don't know what
kind of
a character you are, but I can assure you, you're not going to get any thing
like that here!"

"Well, I have a heard a lot about your place. Can you ask manager to give me
at least one. " the man replied.

"The manager doesn't have anything to do with it!" says the waitress
indignantly.

"Hmmm," do you know anywhere around here where I could get a quickie?"

"I'm SURE I don't know," answers the waitress loudly.

A diner from the adjoining table leans over and taps the man on the shoulder,
"I think sir what you want is pronounced QUICHE."