You might be a desi if, you have a bought a video camera just before a Niagara trip and returned it after the trip.
You might be a desi if, you keep switching your internet service provider because the first month is free.
You might be a desi if, the only reason you go to a temple/church/mosque on festivals is because there is free food.
You might be a desi if, you keep comparing prices at circuit city for the phone you bought six months ago.
You might be a desi if, if you bought a Toyota or Honda car only because it has better resale value.
You might be a desi if, you go back to your apartment for lunch.