You might be a desi if, the smoke detector goes off whenever you are cooking dinner.
You might be a desi if, you use grocery bags as garbage bags.
You might be a desi if, office supplies mysteriously find their way in your house.
You might be a desi if, you don't want to buy a printer because you can always use the office printer.
You might be a desi if, you decide to marry a girl/guy that your parents fixed you up with.
You might be a desi if, if you smell like a curry.