Little Ramu came home from school one day slightly confused. His father was a Baniya and his mother was a native of Kenya. So Ramu says, "Mum, am I more Baniya or more of a African?"
"What does it really matter? You'll just have to ask your father", his mother tells him.
So Ramu's father gets home from work and Ramu asks the same question, "Dad, am I more Baniya or more of a African?"
"What kind of a question is that, does it really matter? Why do you want to know if you're more Baniya or more of a African?" asks his dad.
"Well, it's like this dad. A boy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for 50 bucks. I don't know whether to talk him down to 25, or wait till it's dark and just steal the stupid thing!"