A smart Malayalee?: Debo-nair.
A dynamic Malayalee?: Pheno-Menon.
Q :- Why did the Malayalee crossed the road? A :- Simbly.
Q :- What do you call a very rich Malayalee? A :- MillionIyer.
Q : How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ? A : M - O yet another O N.
Why do they require 5 people for a Malayalee funeral? Four to carry the coffin, one to carry the two-in-one.
What do you call a Malayalee drunkard? - Kutty Sark.