A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it
creaks to a halt. AN Indian passenger sees a conductor walking
by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the
window.

"Cow on the track!" replies the conductor.

Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace.
Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The Indian woman
sees the same conductor walk by again. She leans out
the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up
with the cow again?"