Finally the big moment. He strips, tears her clothes off .... and after
10 minutes of wild action ....he hears his wife sneeze, which puts him off
gear. Disappointed, he gets off, & quietly goes off to sleep.

The next day, he pardons his wife for her untimely behaviour, & again
starts looking forward to the night. But again in the night after 10 mins, the
wife starts sneezing. The husband is quite put off and again turns over and
goes to sleep.

The next day he confides in his doctor & invites him to actually witness
the sad debacle. So in the night, the doctor is hiding behind the curtain
when the husband begins his act.

Sure enough, after 10 mins, the wife starts sneezing. The Guju husband
immediately gets up & approaches the doctor, ''See, what did I tell
you.''

The doctor, takes his shoe & starts hammering the Guju. The husband is
quite perturbed, & asks the doctor the meaning of all this. The doctor tells
him, '' Abey uloo, she is not sneezing, she is saying ..................
"awuchu, awuchu''