there was a taxi driver who
for fun liked to run over paki's
and took great delight when he heard the thud of the paki's body
on his hood then one day a priest got in his cab
and said church please the taxi man replied
no problem as he was taking him to church he saw a paki and
instintively went to run over the paki but then remembered
there was a priest in his car and swerved to miss him
but then he heard the familliar sound of the thud
and said to the priest im sorry farther i almost hit that
paki the priest replies no problem son i got him with the door.
Contributed by Dick Turban