An Englishman, an Irishman and a Sardar are talking about their daughters.
The Englishman says: the other day I went into my daughter's bedroom and found a box of cigarettes. I was shocked. I didn't know she smokes.
The Scotsman says: well, you won't believe it but the other day I went into my daughter's bedroom and found a bottle of vodka. I was shocked. I had no idea she drank.
The Sardarji says: well that's absolutely nothing. The other day I went into my daughter's bedroom and found a box of condoms ... I was shocked .............. I didn't know she had a dick.