Once upon a time Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking towards each other on a country road. Santa Singh was carrying a burlap bag over his shoulder. "Oye Sante" Banta drawled, "what's in the bag?" "Chickens," was the reply. Banta: "If I guess how many, can I have one?" Santa: "You can have both of them." Banta: "OK, let's see, Five?"