Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.

What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.

How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.

What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel