Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker
bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But nfortunate Banta got
pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to
see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in
front with both hands, scared to death.
He says, "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ?
I was enjoying my ride down there.
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a driver.