There were three guys - Santa Singh, an Italian, and a Jewish. They all worked
together at a factory. Everyday they noticed that their boss left a little early
than the scheduled time. One day, all three of them decide that since their boss
left early, they too will do the same. The next day, they all left early like
their boss. The Jewish goes home and hits the bed so that he gets an early start
next morning. The Italian goes home and cooks dinner for himself. Santa too goes
home and just when is about to walk into his bedroom he sees his wife in bed with
his boss. He shuts the door and hurries out of the house!
The next day, the Italian and the Jew are talking of leaving early again and ask
Santa to do the same.
"NO", cries Santa, "I almost got caught yesterday".