More medical terms a la Sardarji:
Barium................What doctors do when patients die.
Cauterize.............Made eye contact with her.
Colic.................A sheep dog.
D & C.................Where Washington is.
Dilate................To live long.
Fester................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula................A small lie.
Genital...............Non-Jewish person.
Hangnail..............What you hang your coat on.
Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane.
Morbid................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates..............Cheaper than day rates.
Node..................Was aware of
Outpatient.... .......A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear..... .......A fatherhood test.
Pelvis................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative........A letter carrier.
Recovery Room.........Place to do upholstery.
Rectum................Darn near killed him.
Seizure...............Roman emperor.
Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the Bus Station
Tumor.................More than one
Urine.................Opposite of you're out.
Varicose..............Near by/close by.
Vein..................Conceited.