Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
How can you tell when a Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Why can't a Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?"
What do Smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snow-man as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.