Santa Singh ki suhaag raat pe patni boli: "Ae jee, mujhe to beta hi chaahiye".
Sardar pareshaan. Lagaya daddy ko phone. "Papajee, enu ladka chahiye, kee karoon?"
Papajee: "Bete, tusi pehle jaa ke Coca-cola pee le." Santa: "Coco-cola? Par kyon?"
Papajee (Sings): "Jo chaho ho jaae, Coca-cola enjoy."