Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along
some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab
kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with you?). Sardarji replies
"Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun" (If the stupid train comes
late, I will die of hunger!)