Santa and Banta now live in different cities. Once when Santa visits Banta's city he phones him and asks him to come see him at his hotel ... Room # 446.
Banta is Excited and makes his way across town to see his long time friend. On reaching the Hotel all he can remember of the Room # is that it ends with a 46. He speaks to the Lobby Manager who tells him there are five floors in the Hotel and he could check them all for numbers ending with 46 (146,246,346 etc).
Banta goes to the first floor-- room no.146 opens the door and sees that a couple are making love, he quickly shuts the door and runs to the second floor. He now goes to room no. 246 and opens the door -- he gets surprised to see two gays making love. He runs to the third floor now to room no. 346 and opens the door. As soon as he opens the door he gets very embarassed to see two women making love, so now he runs to the fourth floor.
When he opens the door of room no. 446 he gets satisfied to see Santa sitting there who also looks very satisfied.
Banta: "Oye aj taan kamaal ho gaya" ??
Santa: "kee hoya bhayee" ??
Banta: "Oye main room no. bhul gaya see te main 146 ich gaya Uthhay He aur She lagay hoy see ... Udday baad main 246 gaya Uthhay He aur He lagay oye see ... Phir main 346 paunchya uthhay She aur She lagay oye see".
Santa: "Achha, chal changa oya toon panj minute pehlaan nahee aayaa".
Banta: "Kyoon"?
Santa: "Kyonke ... ithhay Me aur Me lagay hoye see".