Santa Singh and Banta Singh were walking down a street. They saw a pile of something that sparked their interest.
"Looks like s**t", Banta Singh said.
"Yup, yup, looks like s**t." Santa Singh answered.
"Smell it, see if it smells like s**t." Banta Singh told him.
So Santa Singh smells it and says, "Yup, smells like s**t."
"Feel it, see if it feels like s**t." Banta Singh said.
"Yup, sure feels like s**t." Santa Singh answers.
"Taste it, maybe it tastes like s**t." Banta Singh told Santa Singh.
"Yup, yup. Tasted like s**t." Santa Singh said.
"Well, if it looks like s**t, smells like s**t, feels like s**t, and tastes like s**t, it must be a pile of s**t."
Banta Singh concluded, "I'm sure glad we didn't step in it then."