One great day in Bombay, a couple were on a honeymoon tour. They saw one sardarji
in front of a hospital (Breach Candy) was trying to fill some form. So the couple
enquired eagerly "What are you doing ?" Sardarji replied that I had a baby and
I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple as per schedule, took the
Bombay to Delhi Flight for their next destination. On the next day, they find
the same Sardarji, in front of Lal Qilla in Delhi filling the same form. So once
again young couple curiously asked - "What are you doing here?" Sardarji once
again replied I had a baby and I am filling the birth certificate form. The couple
said but sardarji yesterday you were in Bombay filling the same form, how come
you're in Delhi? Sardarji cooly replied It is written here - "FILL IN CAPITALS"