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Siddhartha Mitra |
JAAL brings you the Indian Pentheon vis-a-vis The Modern Automated Office. If you have any jokes, send them in to editor@jaalmag.com
Brahma: Systems Installation
Vishnu: Systems Support
Lakshmi: Finance and Accounts consultant(SAP)
Shiva: DBA (crash specialist)
Ganesh: Documentation specialist
Narada: Data Transfer
Brihaspathi: Chief Information Officer
Yama: Reorganisation Consultant
Chitragupta: Personnel Records
Apsaras: Downloadable Viruses
Devas: Y2k Programmers
Surya: Solaris administrator
Rakshasas: Inhouse Hackers
Ram: Hardware Support - single user specialist
Lakshman: Support software and Back up
Ravan: Explorer - WWW
Hanuman: RS6000
Bali: Windows 98
Sugreeva: Win 95
Angad: Win 3.I
Jambuvan: DOS
Vishwamitra: Sr.Manager Projects
Hastinapur: Microsoft
Krishna: Unix O/s no bugs please
Arjun: Lead Programmer
Draupadi: Web server - free access
Bhima: Mainframe
Duryodhana: Microsoft product
Shakuni: Bill Gates
Karna: Shareware - download
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