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Dear Jaal,
Your jokes are as stupid as like a donky's...

Avi

Jaal: That coming from someone who can’t spell 'donkey'! - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Sir, please send me some jokes.

Kannan

Jaal: You can pick up Pervez Musharraf’s memoir In The Line Of Fire at your local bookstore. - Editor

Webbies
Dear Jaal,
Awesome job on Exclusive Ash Interview. It's incredibly, I laughed so hard I had tears running down my face. I was so embarassed, she acted like a complete idiot on the segment.

Zandre

Jaal: Since Aishwarya can’t act, we’ll just have to assume she’s an idiot.
- Editor

Dear Jaal,
Hi, I was just googling the words "Indian Tightwads" and I found your article, Cheap Man, Cheaper Woman. I was googling this because I design kitchens and I am a top seller at my company. Being a top seller I have sold to almost every type of person, race, religion creed, BUT I have never sold a kitchen to an Indian!
I have certainly had many chances to over the years, but they never commit to the purchase. They have a million excuses, all of which I have shot down early in the presentation, but while they look at the bottom line, I know it's all because would rather stick a dollar up their asses before actually spending it wisely on a smart investment.
Because I don't treat an Indian any different from anyone else and never make head way with them, I have decided that Indian men are the cheapest bastards on the planet. It's true. Even the Arabs and the Chinese buy once in a while, you guys are just plain tightwads to the point of absurdity.
It's your claim to fame - Indian men are the tightest wads on the planet. All of you should just get a tatto that says "Tightwad and Proud of It."
Randolph

Jaal: You bet. We’ve been trying to get them to pay us for years and all we have to show for our troubles are legal fees. By the way, we don't need a kitchen because we can't afford to eat. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Nice site!
Helga

Jaal: Which one? Where? - Editor




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