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Dear Jaal,
Chanced upon Jaalmag during a google search and must admit it was hilarious...ur website's irreverent sense of humour is refreshing...Must say I am pretty much trapped in the jaal trap..
That apart, I was wondering whether a person like me, a freelance journalist of the suspicious kind, can write for ur site..It would be wonderful if there are also suckers out there who actually are ready to pay me for my writing...Do write back, a nice and sweet mail...or else..
Manju

Jaal: We suckers suckered Manju into writing for us, check out her article. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Congratulations on your hilarious and most original website!
This is to attain permission to recommend www.jaalmag.com to our viewers in our featured websites of the week section on the TV program, Ishtyle TV.
Ishtyle TV is a fun, casual, South Asian English language talk show program broadcast every Sunday from Toronto. It is watched by college and young adults and it is geared towards movies, music videos and fashion.
In the 'Websites of the Week' section, the host recommends and displays 3 websites on a computer placed by his desk. The website is displayed for approximately 1-minute duration.
We look forward to receiving your permission.
Thank you
Nalin Bakhle
Associate Producer, Diversity Programming
Omni TV
Toronto

Jaal: You have our permission, but, be warned, every time a channel shows our site, either it closes down or the programme is pulled off the air. - Editor

Webbies
Dear Jaal,
I consider myself a classy modern female, with not even an iota of a hidebound nerve in my mind. I thought Indian society was not for me so I moved to USA, In search of a modern society to live in. I am one of the women who are totally against arranged marriage and believe in dating than marrying.
After living here a few years and studying the society here, I think it all boils down to finding a good catch. A husband with lots of mula, sexy body & good skills in bed. So while in India women are trying hard to break the cliché of arranged marriage and revolutionize the society to accept the dating game, my thoughts would be to find a good catch (arranged or love) and settle down at the right time.
And if the parents have better resources of doing so, then why not? Just be sure to sleep with him a couple of times before marriage, so that there are no weird surprises waiting for you on your "Suhaag Raat". And believe me if you do get turned off by your man in bed.. Honey, then you might as well run on your D-day and it will be, every bit worth it. So yes Arranged marriage is still relevant, it's a name given to conscientious efforts by parents to help their confused kids, to find eternal bliss!!!
Purr!!!
Sassy Cat

Jaal: What about a deranged marriage?
- Editor

Dear Jaal,
The cartoons and illustrations of Turkish Ęsmail KAR who is editor of KARcomic Web Site, exhibited in Gubin,Poland.
Polish Cartoonist Tomek Woloszyn"Tomson" organizes Ęsmail KAr's cartoons exhibition which covers 42 coloured orginal cartoons and illustrations.
Ęsmail KAR's cartoons and illustrations exhibition opened on 08,November,2002, Friday at 8 pm. It opens till the end of November,2002.
Ismail KAR
KARcomic Website Editor

Jaal: Visit Ysmail at http://iskoc.8m.com or at http://www.geocities.com/ismailkartoons - Editor

Dear Jaal,
We visited your site Jaalmag.com and found it very useful for the net surfers. We introduce ourselves as a top travel portal http://www.indiantravelportal.com in India. Here one can find any information related to tourism in India. One person can get whole information about: Destinations of India which includes Beaches, Hill stations, Mountains, Wildlife, City Guides, State Guides etc.
So waiting for your reply from your end.
Thanks
Jugesh Sabharwal

Jaal: What about two persons? - Editor




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