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Software Developer's Wedding Invite
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JAAL brings you Dozen Signs Of An NRI. If you have any jokes, send them in to editor@jaalmag.com
1. Tries to use a Credit Card at a dhaba.
2. Always carries a bottle of mineral water.
3. Sprays deodarant and refuses to take baths.
4. Sneezes and says “Excuse me”.
5. Uses Miles, Millions and Fahrenheit instead of Kilometer, Lakh and Celsius.
6. Converts prices into Dollars.
7. Assesses the fat content in a pouch of milk.
8. Says “Zee”, never “Zed”.
9. Writes dates in the MM/DD/YYYY format.
10. Finds Indian Standard Time funny.
11. Complains about jetlag three months after he arrives.
12. Looks for Diet Nimbu Paani.
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