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Dear Jaal,
It gives me great pleasure to commend you on your 8th anniversary. Now please delete that horrible photo of me with Hillary.
PS: Since I’m about to lose my United Nations job, do you have a vacancy? My CV includes a stint as Guest Editor of the Times of India.
Regards

Shashi Tharoor

Jaal: No, we won’t. No, we don’t. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
It gives me great pleasure to commend you on your 8th anniversary. By a coincidence, it’s also the 8th anniversary since Bill managed to stay away from interns. Or did he? Now please delete that horrible photo of me with Shashi.
PS: I hate you.

Hillary Clinton

Jaal: No, we won’t. Thanks. - Editor

It's Them!!!
Dear Jaal,
It gives us great pleasure to commend you on your 8th anniversary. We now have several photographs available of Shashi Tharoor and Hillary Clinton. Buy them.
PS: If you don’t, we have comprising photos of you with Hillary Clinton and with Shashi Tharoor and with Hillary Clinton and Shashi Tharoor.


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Jaal: No, we won’t. Please sell the photos and send us a cut.
- Editor

Dear Jaal,
It gives me great pleasure to commend you on your 8th anniversary. Now that’s an interesting photo of Hillary with Tharoor. I think I’ll frame it in my Intern/Cigar Room.
PS: Please delete that second line; Hillary’s wearing her spikes again.

Bill Clinton

Jaal: No, we won’t. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
When I created mankind, I didn’t ever imagine that would lead to Jaalmag.com. Well, we all make mistakes.
PS: You suck.

God

Jaal: Are you really God or just one of those spammers trying to peddle Cialis? - Editor




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