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Pakistanis Should Say "Aye, Yes, Aye"
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Given the current respect for "free speech" in Pakistan, here are some
tips for our Pakistani friends:
1. Do not speak! 2. Do not speak the truth! 3. Do not speak the truth about the current situation in Pakistan! 4. Do not speak the truth about the current situation in Pakistan to Indians! 5. Do not speak the truth about the current situation in Pakistan to Indians who know the truth about the current situation in Pakistan! 6. Do not speak the truth about the current situation in Pakistan to Indians who know the truth about the current situation in Pakistan and live in India! 7. Do not speak the truth about the current situation in Pakistan to Indians who know the truth about the current situation in Pakistan and live in India, in the presence of a Pakistani!
9. Do not speak the truth about the current situation in Pakistan to Indians who know the truth about the current situation in Pakistan and live in India, in the presence of a Pakistani who works for the Pakistan government and whose job is to lie about the current situation in Pakistan! 10. Well, well, why the hell do you go through all this mess, my friend, JUST DO NOT SPEAK! 11. If you really, really have to speak, and hopelessly desperately and absolutely want to speak, just speak: Aye, Yes, Aye, Yes, Aye, Yes. 12. As it sounds like chanting ISI, ISI, you will be safe!
13. Like their counterparts around the world, Pakistani state and
military love to hear you guys say: Aye, Yes, Aye!
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8. Do not speak the truth about the current situation in Pakistan to
Indians who know the truth about the current situation in Pakistan and
live in India, in the presence of a Pakistani who works for the
Pakistan government!