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Dear Jaal,
Rien à foutre.
Jean-Michel Aubier (jm.aubier@wanadoo.fr)
Jaal: This is part of an international conspiracy to expose our ignorance of all languages.
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Dear Jaal,
Good Job. You guys definitely have some potential. The artwork relevant to each article is specially great. Do you have an artist in your midst or can one really have such a great collection of Cliparts?? Might seem to be a strange question, but then we are a group of Engineers who launched our own site coupla
months back. Lotsa Free Services. Check out www.emids.com
Can we tie up in any way.... ?? Like promoting each other's site??
What is your hit rate like ??
Arnab Chatterjee (arnab@emids.com)
Jaal: We have a bunch of trained monkeys armed with crayons that we unleash on sheets on papers - we call them ``writers''. As for the artwork, whatever does not pass for an article from this enterprise is then posted as illustrations. As for our hit rate, our driving has improved over the last couple of weeks and barring a stray cyclist or two, we've managed to be careful.
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Dear Jaal,
Dear Jaal,
Everyone knows that's not what Vajpayee meant.
And people and quite angry here on someone promoting this kind of picture. Remove that picture, if u do not want anti-campaign against ur mag here.
V Gairol (v_gairol@stmarys.ca)
Jaal: Right, so what exactly did he mean? After all, did we specify anything or are you jumping to conclusions? Hmm….
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Dear Jaal,
I would like to receive Jaal through Internet regularly.
K Chandrasekar (chandrak@blr.vsnl.net.in)
Jaal: Here's the way. Get an Internet connection, dial-up, open your browser, and type in http://www.jaalmag.com
Before you do all that, don't forget to switch on the computer and modem.
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Dear Jaal,
Just as Al Faran, which kidnapped 5 Westerners in Kashmir several years ago, was an Indian government operation, as I have said in past letters (the beheading of one of the hostages was to 'neutralise' my reference to chopping off P. V. Narasimha Rao's head for treason), so Lashkar-e-Toiba, which shot down an Indian helicopter, is among the several terrorist groups that are the creation of the Indian Stupid Agency. The entire episode in Kargil and elsewhere was launched by the Indian Stupid Agency & Vajpayee in response to what I said in my letter dated May 18, 1999, that rivers of blood may flow for India's slavish and stupid people in Hindu-Muslim fighting but not against the white master.
So we have the Indian army and air force fighting forces created and supplied by the Indian Stupid Agency which has been responsible for tens of thousands of civilians & security personnel killed in Punjab, Kashmir and the Northeast over the past several years. Not to mention hundreds killed in train and bus explosions in and around Delhi and other parts of India and hundreds killed in various massacres in Bihar, Kashmir, etc. A report in the Times of India (April 30, 1999, Internet) about BSF and army jawans having committed massacres in Bihar gave a glimpse of this fact. The Indian Stupid Agency has at its disposal large sophisticated forces of various types, some of them deputed from various branches of the armed forces, which are used to wage war on India, ultimately in service of the white master & his puppet prime ministers. Reports of emotional distress in the armed forces involved in counter-insurgency operations were due to such use of India's forces against Indians. A hundred Jalianwala Baghs have been committed by the Indian Stupid Agency within the past 16 years or so.
The personnel of the Indian Stupid Agency are drawn in part from the Indian Police Service and other branches of government. Its tentacles reach in all governmental and private sectors, from serving as a proxy for the C.I.A. in handling politicians to organising anti-nuclear demonstrations and managing the press. It could not operate without a tacit acceptance of white supremacy and continuance of the white man's rule among India's collaborator classes, to whom the British made a 'transfer of power' to continue their rule by proxy when they left. The depth and ferocity of the loyalty of these classes to the white master became clear to me when I spent a year in India in 1996-97 after thirty years in the United States.
Mao launched a war against these classes in his country and temporarily won but, as the western suits of China's leaders and scramble for America among its youth show, ultimately lost because he did not have a way of overcoming the white man's power and was limited to pale imitation. (Likewise, TWO of the dozen or so members of the Congress Working Committee, Sangma and Murli Deora--if the latter is a member--were due to come to the United States in May to attend their sons' graduation. This is an aspect of the white man's power, the other aspect of which is the brutal assault on India's greatest scientist, which was "the equivalent of an annihilatory nuclear first strike on India", as I wrote to Prime Minister Indira Gandhi in July 1982, which continues in other ways to this day, with the help of India's collaborator classes.
I have shown a way for India to leapfrog over everything the white man has ever done. But the collaborator classes block the way. In the past rivers of blood would have had to flow for India to be free. The way I have shown bypasses that necessity. But a little blood may have to flow. It will have to be the blood of India's treasonous politicians and the Indian Stupid Agency, not just 'infiltrators' in Kashmir they have sponsored.
Satish Chandra (satchandra@hotmail.com)
Jaal: We still can't figure out whether this guy is serious or spoofing.
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I really enjoyed this page.
Gopal Khetawat (gopalk@welch.jhu.edu)
Jaal: Which page would that be? Some of our pages are more edible than others, low in calorie content and full of nutrients that every growing man needs.
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Dear Jaal,
And a joke from Sachin Edekar (sachin.edekar@citicorp.com)
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk and asked if there was a barber on the premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him, "but down the hall is a special machine that should serve your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the appropriate machine, inserted fifty cents, and stuck his head in the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the
salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his head in the mirror, which reflected the best haircut he ever received in his life.
Down the hall was another machine with a sign that read, "Manicures - 25 cents."
"Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and pulled them out perfectly manicured.
The next machine had a huge sign that read, "This Machine Provides What Men Need Most When Away from Their Wives - cost 50 cents."
The salesman was embarrassed and looked both ways. Seeing nobody around he put in fifty cents, then unzipped his pants and stuck his "thing" into the opening - with great anticipation, since he had been
away from his wife for two weeks.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony.
Fifteen seconds later it shut off and, with trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his "thingy"...
Which now had a button sewed on the tip !
-Sachin Edekar (sachin.edekar@citicorp.com)
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