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Congress leader Arjun Singh on the possibility of defections.
WHAT HE SAID:Migratory birds arrive only in a particular season. They will come when it's voting season.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:Especially the vultures.

Congress president Sonia Gandhi on whether West Bengal Chief Minister Jyoti Basu was in the running to the top post.
WHAT SHE SAID:He is not interested in being Prime Minister.
WHAT SHE DID NOT ADD:And, Ashok Singhal is interested in going on the Haj.

Sonia Gandhi on why the Congress could not form the Government at the Centre.
WHAT SHE SAID:While many have been very sincere in offering their support, others have put their personal interests above national interest.
WHAT SHE DID NOT ADD:It is only the Congress that does not have any interest, since it has no principles.

Prime Minister Atal Behari Vajpayee in his message to the nation.
WHAT HE SAID:When elections come do vote with only one consideration in mind: The interest of our beloved country.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:Then again, maybe you'll think again and vote for us.

Information and Broadcasting Minister Pramod Mahajan on the status of a caretaker Government.
WHAT HE SAID:We are the Government of India today, with full powers.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:Just as in the last 13 months. And we will do what we did then - nothing.

Samajwadi Party chief Mulayam Singh Yadav.
WHAT HE SAID:Sonia Gandhi is not the only leader. I am also the leader of the Morcha as well as the Samajwadi Party.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:Yes, and with leaders like me, do we need the worry about the ISI?

Rashtriya Janata Dal chief Laloo Prasad Yadav on whether he wanted to become the Prime Minister.
WHAT HE SAID:I am not a fool to offer my backside for sitting on a chair of thorns.
WHAT HE DID NOT ADD:I leave that to Mulayam. After all, he epitomises what bottoming out in Indian politics is all about.



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