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Dear Jaal,
Hey, very interesting spin on the desi thing to me, totally lost in opinion about those slang things, since I don't agree on either side of the stories! Later.
Ruchee

Jaal: Another disagreeable desi....hmmmmm. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
I am from the website www.Mehfil.com , We are currently providing Indian/ Pakistani traditional / Folk music and sufi music in addition to a large collection of Ghazals and the similar stream of music by the likes of Ghalib / Ustad Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan. All the music is being streamed from the site. It can be heard using a real G2 player.We also aim at the promotion of the music artists. We are getting guidance from Gulzar Sahib at present for the development of Mehfil. Please let us know so that we can start working as soon as possible.
Vishal Bhatia

Jaal: Sorry, boy, but the only music we're used to is the sort we face.. - Editor

Webbies
Dear Jaal,
Nice magazine, but that bit on Gandhi by Sagarika Ghose is in bad taste.
Hey, do u pay your contributors? I would like to write for u.....

Mahesh PR

Jaal: Bad taste defines the Jaal ethos. As for payments, maybe you should seek a second opinion from our creditors.
- Editor

Dear Jaal, Your site isn't half as entertaining as I'd supposed it would be.
Sorry I have to say this, but that's how it is.
Maybe our wavelengths differ.
No hard feelings.
Regards
JR Pinto

Jaal: Since you found our site half as entertaining as it is meant to be does that mean you are a half wit? - Editor

Dear Jaal,
We are interested in advertising in your newsletter. We sell astrology reports and want to advertise our products in newsletters orientated towards a general public. We would be interested in running an ad on a regular basis in order to secure the lowest possible tariff from you.
Alexandre Baronnet

Jaal: Don't worry, we're so low that we can't possibly go any lower. - Editor



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