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Sudheer Nath |
JAAL brings you Maharashtrian Surnames. If you have any jokes, send them in to editor@jaalmag.com
One with only one finger – EKBOTE
True Maharashtrian – KHARE
False Maharashtrian – KHOTE
One who only takes – LELE
One with bulb factory – DIVEKAR
Maharashtrian Bill Gates - BAL PHATAK
One with weight of 100 tonnes – SOMAN
Neil Armstrong - NEELESH BHUJBAL
One with K on his head – SHIRKE
Bakery owner - PAWGI/BUNKAR
Narasimha Avtar – POTPHODE
One with stomach problem – POTDUKHE
One who lives in village – GAONKAR
One who only take money – DAMLE
One who is brave - WAGH/VEERKAR
One who is untidy – GABALE
Cotton mill owner - KAPSE/RUIKAR
One who eats more - DHOLE/DHAMDHERE
One who works very cool – KULKARNI
Building constructor - WAADEKAR/MAHALE
One who is coward – PULEKAR
Silver mine owner – CHANDEKAR
One who reaches the root – MULEY
One who is real cat – MANJAREKAR
One who is 1000 times more intellegent – SAHASRABUDHHE
One who divides by 2 – NIMKAR
One who kills – MARANE
Do die do – KARMARKAR
One who twists – PILGAONKAR
The God - DEVO/DEO-kule
Big old Rishi – MAHAMUNI
One who always wins – JAYKAR
One who talks a lot – MAHASHABDE
One who doesn't talk – GOOPCHOOP
One who builds temples – DEVALEKAR
One who runs away – BHAGWAT
One who blackens everything – KAJALE
One who always says 'take away' – NENE
One who is father – BAPAT
One who feels very cold – KAKDE
One with tailoring shop – SHIWDE
Jeweller – RATNAPARAKHI
One who always go to Varanasi – KASHIKAR
One who is very sweat – GODSE
Its okay – BARWE
Mango man – AAMBEKAR
One who Opens up , by getting aside – KOLHATKAR
One who thinks – VICHAARE
One who is close to everyone – JAWALKAR
One who is wise – SHAHANE
Colourful Maharashtrians
- KALE
- GORE
- HIRWE
- KALBHOR
- PIWALE
- DHAWLE
Some Metallic Maharashtrians
- PITALE
- TAMBE
- LOKHANDE
- SONE
Worriless Maharashtrian – NIKALJE
Clerk – Chitnis
One who talks sweetly – Godbole
Always enthusiastic - Josh-I
A desperate surgeon - Phad-ke
One with a garden – Phule
Who's always sad – Udas
Escaping from a jail – Yarawdekar
A person with a nursery (flowers) – Bagaitkar
A person definitely from Konkan- Phansalkar.
An auto mechanic (automechanik) – Gadekar
Always stay away - Pad-hye
Factory of hair - Kes-kar
Essay writer – Nibandhe
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