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Dear Jaal,
My name is Nader Habibi. I'm an economist and a former faculty of Yale University. I would like to introduce my new novel, Atul's Quest. It would be an honor for me if you consider a news report or a review of my book for jaalmag.com. It deals with Asian men's preference for fair-skin women. In a satirical setting the book addresses the sociological and psychological dimensions of this issue.
Nader Habibi

Jaal: Sounds like a fair subject to us, check out Nader’s writing here - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Ur website really had me in a jaal as i justcouldn't get meself outta it once i entered! Good work, keep it up!
a smart ed would have seen thro the niceties (i'm sure u did) and would have started feelin suspicious abt the compliment galore thats flowin'!!
well,i'll state my case,
i'm a post grad student doin MA (pol scs), i have an active interest in the media (which is intrcately woven with politics), humourous diatribes against all'n'sundry!
i'm currently on vacation in my home town,bangalore and i would consider it a honour to make contributions by being part of ur ed team or work under anyone you have working for you down here!
i'm sincere in my request, please let me know if you have any openings!
keep up the good work!
KS Manjunath

Jaal: A smart Ed looks for writers who remembers Caps and use the spell check… - Editor

Webbies
Dear Jaal,
Please provide an explanation of the slang "Desi". Thanks.
Arline Devassy

Jaal: We believe it’s an acronym. Our research shows the following options: Drug Efficacy Study Implementation, Diffusion-Flames Extinction And Soot Inception, Digital End Speed Indicator
- Editor

Dear Jaal,
Can u please put jokes making fun of india on ur site. Pakistan isnt all that bad. Please consider this u fukking Indian.
Addu

Jaal: A Pakistani who can’t spell fuck? Even after being screwed all your life? Poor boy - Editor

Dear Jaal,
My name is Gauri Seth. I am currently Cheif of HR at an international adult-entertainment corporation. We are always looking for models, both males and females.
At this moment, we have an urgent requirement for ladies ONLY between 18-22 in age located in Bombay for upcoming shoots. The shoot planned in Bombay is related to BDSM&Fetish. Please read further to acquire further details about this oppurtunity.
If you are interested and would like more details, please e-mail me.
Please note that we welcome freshers. Live tryouts will be held end of July/Beginning of August. Once you have sent the above info. I will review all applications and all COMPLETE applications will be sent for further review and tryout.
Sincerely.
Gauri Seth

Jaal: Ladies between 18 and 22 for adult entertainment? Sounds interesting. Hmmm…we’re in the wrong business… - Editor




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