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PIA Ad From 1979...Hmmmm |
JAAL brings you Rajnikanth Facts. If you have any jokes, send them in to editor@jaalmag.com
Rajnikanth makes onions cry.
Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Rajnikanth can build a snowman…out of rain.
Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Bullets dodge Rajnikanth.
If you spell Rajnikanth wrong on Google it doesn't
say, "Did you mean Rajnikanth?" It simply replies,
"Run while you still have the chance."
Rajnikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth' leg. After five days of
excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Rajnikanth gives you the finger, he's telling
you how many seconds you have left to live.
Rajnikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajnikanth
was cold, so he turned the sun up.
When you say "no one's perfect", Rajnikanth takes
this as a personal insult.
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