1) Ricky Ponting: I’ll officially change my name to Icky.
2) Pervez Musharraf: Stay President. Pray. Stay alive.
3) Bilawal Bhutto: Ensure my profile on Facebook doesn’t get assassinated.
4) Manmohan Singh: Exercise more independence as the Prime Minister. That is, if Madam Sonia Gandhi gives me permission to do so.
5) Salman Khan: Make sure my wax statue at Madame Tussaud’s does not get drunk, assault women and run over people.
6) The Tatas: Launch the Mini Nano for the midget market.
7) Narendra Modi: Maintain my stature as the CM – common man, Chief Minister, crazy man.
8) Harbhajan Singh: Expand my English vocabulary so I don’t have to say Maa Kee next time.
9) Andrew Symonds: Make sure everyone knows that monkeys don’t walk, they swing.
10) Jaalmag.com: Suck…even more.
1) Ricky Ponting: I’ll officially change my name to Icky.