By IKS



Why Tehelka at lacs, you morons,
With brains like mustard seed?
Why hear not our slogan, and motto read:
"We're a party of thugs and dons"?
We gobble crores, and you never squeak.
From million mouths we daily snatch food
Then you never bawl, you never brood.
Why did you do us in at poll time, geek?
When peasants, workers we "encounter" kill
And ravage minorities right and left
And cover up our crimes by baloney deft
You remain asleep, you remain stock still.
Had you hinted, we could enter a deal
Offering you twice of eleven lacs
Plus McDonald's mouthful Macs,
Simple terms : "You sleep, We steal".
Let us make up, it's not yet late.
As we sell the nation to alien brigand
s We rake billions, you take grands
And each the other accommodate.
If we lose power, you dunderhead,
And thus you hurt our right to loot,
You, owl-like, may gleefully hoot.
We still end up rich. You - poor or dead.

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