We were stunned by the resounding success of the original Are You A Bollywood Buff? Stunned since people actually wrote in to say that they had taken the quiz and sent in their scores. Stunned because they all were so obviously morons. But like all great minds that are either cheap or short of ideas, once we'd seized upon a concept that worked (somewhat), we decided to go in for a sequel. So, here goes:
I. Hrithik Roshan sparks off riots:
a) In New Delhi
b) In Bangalore, especially amongst his bitter female fans
c) In Kathmandu
d) In South Africa

2. MF Hussain's Gajagamini is an artist's depiction of:
a) Madhuri Dixit's backside
b) Madhuri Dixit's derriere
c) Madhuri Dixit's buttocks
d) Why he should have stuck to painting film hoardings

3. Salman Khan is steadily losing:
a) His box office presence
b) His acting ability or whatever passed for it
c) His hair
d) All of the above

4. The remake of which of these films is being financed by Bharat Shah:
a) The Godfather
b) Diamonds Are Forever
c) Conspiracy Theory
d) Lock Up

5. KBC, SDCK, JCPK are abbreviations of?
a) Bureaucratic jottings on pending files
b) Renamed roads in Kolkata
c) Bureaucratic jottings on pending files for renaming roads in Kolkata
d) TV Game Shows

6. Lara Dutta, Priyanka Chopra and Diya Mirza will star in a remake of:
a) The Good, The Bad And The Ugly
b) Charlie's Angels
c) Dumb And Dumber
d) Little Women

7. Anupam Kher and Manisha Koirala will cohost a remake of:
a) Jaspal Bhatti's Flop Show
b) Survivor
c) Krishi Darshan
d) Movers And Shakers

8. Shah Rukh, Salman and Fardeen are the first names of:
a) The Three Stooges
b) Pervez Musharraf's dogs
c) Gandhiji's Three Monkeys
d) The Khans of Bollywood

9. Which of these will prove the shortest lived phenomenon?
a) Akshay Kumar's marriage
b) Raveena Tandon's attempts to become a serious actress
c) Anu Malik's original compositions
d) Abhishek Bachchan's career as a hero

10. Ram Gopal Verma's next film will star:
a) Urmila Matondkar as lost twins at the Maha Kumbh
b) Urmila Matondkar as a contestant of KBC
c) Urmila Matondkar as Osama bin Laden
d) Urmila Matondkar as Urmila Matondkar

11. Ajay Jadeja's Bollywood debut will be in a remake of:
a) Meri Awaaz Suno
b) Mr Bechara
c) Bade Mian, Chhote Mian (with Azharuddin as Bade Mian)
d) Gentleman

12. Priety Zinta is:
a) An actress with dimples
b) Co-star of Jaggu the Chimp
c) Fatter than Rani Mukherjee
d) Bubbly like bad champagne

Keeping score

Give yourself as many points as you want for each question you've answered. Then go out and get yourself a drink. Or get your head examined.

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