Note: Since Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein got so much airplay on US television and radio stations, they've decided to go commercial. Beyond their boring speeches on audio to actually collaborating on a single to storm the Billboard charts. The single is produced by Musharraf Music and will be available soon. The single is based on the original song written by Sonny and Cher, though sung to the tune of the more popular UB40 version. Jaal brings you the lyrics, exclusively here. Watch out for the exciting new video!

You Ain’t Got Me Babe

Osama: They say we're gone and we don't know…
We really don’t think that’s gonna be so
Saddam: Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you ain’t got me, and baby I’ll get you

Osama: Babe
BOTH: We’ll get you babe
We’ll get you babe

Osama: They say our WMDs are all meant
to target you, it’s money well spent
Saddam: I guess that's so, we don't have a bio bomb
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got

Osama: Babe
Saddam: We’ll get you babe
We’ll get you babe

Osama: I’ve got Al-Qaeda ready to spring
I got you to shiver and shrink
Saddam: And while I may be bad, you're a boob
And my Shiites are screwing with your troops

Osama: Don't let them say we’re all gone
'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
Saddam: Then put your little foot in my landmine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

Osama: Babe
Saddam: We’ll get you babe
We’ll get you babe

Osama: I got you to bomb my land
Saddam: I got you to understand
Saddam: I got you running to the UN
Osama: I got you arresting Paki men
We’ll get you to kiss your ass goodnight
We’ll get you in the hole so tight..
We’ll get you, we won't let go
We’ll get you to loathe us so

BOTH: We’ll get you babe
We’ll get you babe
We’ll get you babe
We’ll get you babe
We’ll get you babe




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