1. The US identifies the Axis of Evil
The Indian Government identifies the Axis of Evil as Sonia Gandhi, Mulayam Singh Yadav and Harkishan Singh Surjeet.

2. The US bombs the Taliban
The NDA Government just bombs

3. The US is still looking for Osama bin Laden and Mullah Omar
India is still looking for anything remotely resembling strategy

4. The US empowers the CIA to liquidate Osama bin Laden
The NDA Government empowers the RAW to liquidate Sonia Gandhi's prime ministerial prospects

5. The US sends ground troops into Afghanistan

India sends Arundhati Roy into Pakistan

6. The US launches its guided missiles on Afghanistan
India launches its unguided missile, George Fernandes

7. The US banks on its Weapons of Mass Destruction
The NDA Government banks on its Weapon of Mass Destruction, Narendra Modi

8. The US prepares to attack Iraq
The NDA Government prepares to attack Sonia Gandhi in Parliament

9. The US strategy against Iraq has the objective of protecting its oil interests
The NDA Government's strategy in keeping Ram Naik on as Petroleum Minister has the objective of protecting the BJP's oil interests

10. When it comes to Saddam, the US makes its nuclear agenda explicit
When it comes to Musharraf, India makes its unclear agenda explicit



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