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Aditi Govitrikar: Supermom, supermodel. But is that a village belly?

Negar Khan: Now deported, but needs to be let back in. Why should the Scandinavians have all the fun?

Bipasha Basu: At least someone who isn't aneroxic. Eaty, meaty big and bouncy. Wasn't that an album? Did you think we were being vulgar? Never.

Sania Mirza: So athletes can be cute too. Tennis can be a pretty pretty racket.

Priyanka Gandhi: So, you thought all the politicians will only be on the Ugly list?

Priyanka Chopra: Another Priyanka, less style, more teeth.

Rani Mukherji: The girl-next-door, but not next door to you, unfortunately.

Nandita Das: Looks good even with all those clothes on, unlike others in the league. The Cannes Cannes girl.

Amrita & Malaika Arora: Two heads are better than one; two bods even better as you can see here.

Indrani Dasgupta & Yana Gupta: Two more...close enough for comfort. Yikes! And no, despite the common Gupta, they're not married to each other.


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