Dear Jaal,
Stop blaspheming the best looking Prime Minister we've had since Raju Bhaiyya died.
Sagarika Ghose
Jaal: Apologies, we'll do a photospread to make up for the blasphemy.
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Dear Jaal,
Your mum is so fat - she hangs off all four sides of the bed.
Simon
Jaal: Your brother never received this email. Please send us his email, so we can forward it.
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Dear Jaal,
A lecturer at Harvard University has been named US Ambassador to India. Considering the unspeakable crimes against the greatest living Indian committed at Harvard University, if he were made into canned dog food and shipped to his former boss (now National Security Adviser) to eat, with a few cans diverted to his President and Secretary of State, that will be about the right treatment for him.
Clinton is responsible for the fact that my proposal about money - which would take care of natural disasters swiftly, painlessly, profitably and almost magically while greatly increasing the country's prosperity - was not applied to the Gujarat earthquake. To cover that up, he has made a show of raising a small fraction of one percent of the needed money (not to mention the avoidable pain and suffering of tens of millions immediately after the quake).
By means of their crimes against me, the Americans have tried to ensure that, after being turned into hell by TB and AIDS, India's population will be finished off by a rain of neutron bombs. That is why Clinton made AIDS a "national security" matter).
Satish Chandra
Jaal: Umm…in case you missed the point, the "greatest living India" referred to here is Mr Chandra himself.
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Dear Jaal,
We, China-Lutong mechanical company, located in south east of China, specialized in the supply of VE distributor pump. My name is ChenHwa, the "C.H" is the abbreviation . At present, our company is going to open the oversea markets, esp.the south-east Asia countries. And Asia is one of our sale and purchase destinations, which has a large market in the field of used auto vehicle and repaired spare parts.
The main products available for us is the hydraulic head of VE distributor pump, which is standard spares in good quality. We can supply them in the very competitive price. As for the VE distributor head, if you are interested, contact me please. Best regards! We can supply the VE distributor head for the vehicle re-assembly.
Regarding the quality of our products, we adapt precision forging technology, surface treating by imported shot-blasting machine. And the constant grinding process guarantee the plunger in identical clearance each. If you are interested, we can supply them in competitive price.
Meanwhile, we also do some trading about other key parts of VE distributor pump.
C Hwa
Jaal: We too have a constant grinding process…
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