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Dear Jaal,
Tabriz Second International Cartoon Festival
Subject: Mouse & Cat
Size: Max. A3 & via Email, Resolution: 100 DPI
Method: Free
You must send these information with your works:
First & last name, Address, E-Mail, Job, Nationality, Telephone Number
Works are acceptable via E-Mail: postmaster@tabrizcartoons.com
If you send your works via post, works which get to the festival office on the day of judgment, will be participated in competition
Deadline: February 29th, 2004
Address: Tabriz Cartoonists Association, Tabriz Art & Culture Center, 29th Bahman Blvd, Tabriz, IRAN
Tel/Fax: +98 0411 3305794
Maximum quantity: 10 works
Prizes:
First winner: Letter of Appreciation & Golden Diploma
Second winner: Letter of Appreciation & Silver Diploma
Third winner: Letter of Appreciation & Bronze Diploma
Diplomas & Letters of Appreciation will be dedicated to 10 of selected works.
Received works will be exhibited in www.tabrizcartoons.com everyday.
The results will be claimed in www.tabrizcartoons.com on 2nd of March, 2004.
Tabriz Cartoons
Jaal: We thought the only cartoons in Iran were the Ayatollahs, anyway, go ahead and enter...
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Dear Jaal,
Shortly after being made president, A.P.J. Abdul Kalam said that there were 10,000 scientists and engineers working in India's space program. He said this because in a letter to the Indian press in 1996-97 I said "It is natural for Indians, both technical and non-technical, to feel dazzled and awed by the white man's achievements in science and technology, from nuclear weapons to landing men on the moon", but that my overwhelming conclusion after working at a U.S. aerospace giant was that these were ordinary people doing ordinary things, that the problem with India was that there were not enough people doing those things and that these numbers needed to be increased "tenfold and more" ; the figure of 10,000 represented such an increase. But in a country of one billion there should be at least one million scientists and engineers engaged in government-sponsored Research and Development, in every conceivable field (nanotechnology will be one of dozens of such fields one could think of). With the unlimited financial resources provided by my proposal about money (outlined in a letter published in three parts on March 11, 12 and 13, 1997 in The Observer of Business and Politics, New Delhi and in subsequent letters to the press), this is entirely feasible (see my example of building a new railway line; the money spent would have increased the Growth Domestic Product by several times it's amount even before the new railway line has carried a single paying passenger or a single ton of freight; the same applies to the money spent on research and development). India can easily produce 200,000 engineering graduates and Master of Science degree holders per year who can be trained to be research and development workers. Let us say 10% of these should be engaged in fundamental research--10,000 in Physics, 10,000 in Chemistry and so on. They can form a research community in themselves; they're findings need not be shared with the outside world.
When the British left India in 1947, they left behind a puppet regime of the kind the Americans are setting up in Iraq and have set up in Afghanistan in the form of the Karzai government. If Indians are to emerge from their centuries of slavery and, in fact, survive, the above program is absolutely essential. India's civil service, police service and military are like the collaborators civil service, police, and military the Americans are setting up in Iraq. Their primary role is to maintain the white man's control over India. India's Constitution was written under a British administrator, Mount Batten, who continued as Governor General of "independent" India, very much as the Constitution of Iraq's puppet/collaborator goverment is being written under an American administrator (India's Constitution unabashedly refers to the British king simply as "His Majesty" ). The problem is not the Constitution but the continued control of India's administration and intelligence agencies which continue to function as branches of British/American intelligence agencies. India's Research and Analysis Wing has in inumerable ways suppressed my proposal about money under which India's per capita income can exceed that of the United States in a matter of, say, 15 years. They will implement only those parts of it, in highly diluted form, for which they receive permission from the White Master. When an American Treasury Secretary said that India's GDP growth rate could be 10% per year, then the Research and Analysis Wing dared to advance a growth rate of 8%. India's population at large is equally enslaved. The Americans have disbanded the Iraqi armed forces and are creating a collaborator army; India's army is the collaborator army that helped the British rule India; all it's units and regiments, etc., retained their identities and traced their origins to the British times. The extreme imbalance of power created by the white man's extreme technological superiority has led to an extremely fierce loyalty to him in the regime and the population at large (see my letter sequence from March, 2002 to April, 2003 about the "inferior Indian niggers"). It is a thankless task to try to break their chains but I feel I should try.
Satish Chandra
Jaal: Give this man a Nobel Prize; at the very least give him a free lobotomy.
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Dear Jaal,
He He
Subir
Jaal: Obviously an intellectual who stole Satish Chandra’s free lobotomy coupon.
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