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Sudheer Nath |
JAAL brings you Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?. If you have any jokes, send them in to editor@jaalmag.com
Azharuddin: "I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority..... I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know...."
Deve Gowda: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....mmmm...mm... chicken ??? Thanks, I'll have it later!! mm.. snooore... .....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
George Fernandes: "I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken!!!"
Mulayam Singh Yadav: "I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned".
Abdul Kalam: "Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now repeat after me ...."
LK Advani: "I see the hands of Pakistan in this ..."
Bal Thackeray: "Chickens crossing the roads is against our culture, my followers (goondas) will stone all such chickens which cross the road".
Jayalalitha: "From reliable sources I've got the information that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road to create law and order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under POTO".
Mamata Baneerji: "Ib I'm made Union Railbay minstaar, I bill chee that chickans will trable by train... no cross road anymoore!".
AK Antony: "Zimmmmply! ...that's a question you should ask Karunakuran..Heee, heee."
Amitabh Bachchan: "The chicken has crossed the road?..are you sure.. very sure ... really sure..."
Sonia Gandhi: "That the chicken crossed the road clearly demonstrates the fact that the people and chicken have lost confidence in the Government. The Government should own moral responsibility and resign!!!"
Venkaiah Naidu: "We are very sure of the fact that the chicken did not cross the road. It's a conspiracy by the Congress to bring the Government down. The poor chicken has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"
HKS Surjeet: "We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back.."
Menaka Gandhi: "Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creature. Ban all vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens..."
Salman Khan: "I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was not intentional ... It was accidental (Hic!)... you're now asking this question to me only because I'm a celebrity(Hic!)".
Abu Salem: "Hmmm delicious chicken ... Monica darling want a bite ... now what was that question!?"
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