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Dear Jaal,
I love hate email.
OK.
Hanif

Jaal: Fine! But don't expect us to love you. - Editor

Dear Jaal,
Indians smell.
Imran

Jaal: Obviously, given the stench from across the border. - Editor

Webbies
Dear Jaal,
The joke issued by a man called Steve is incorrect. Pakistani's do NOT where turbans, Sikh's do; get it right.
Also, a Sikh who does have a gun could be seen as a turbAn (not In) -ator as they are rather skilled and dangerous people when needed!
A Sikh

Jaal: Take note Steve, or you'll be transplanted to Phagwara.
- Editor

Dear Jaal,
I came across your website - Jaal Magazine Online - and was highly impressed. Apparently, I am in need of a favour from your side and I shall appreciate every inch of your effort in showing the needful towards us. Besides your busy schedule and activities, it would be of shimmering help to us, if you could spare a couple of minutes to go through this e-mail and revert back to us.
We have hosted a Message Board called 'HOTBOARD' and its been LIVE and bubbly since the last eight months. It targets everything from Movies to Arts and from Philosophy to Sex and encompasses all that 'nature' can throw upon us. We are aiming at a better promotion towards this feature and are channelizing the power of this Information-Wagon into something more constructive these days. And we hit people like you exactly -- To show us the path and do a little help in building the curve.
I am not exaggerating, but truly, this board is highly inspirational. You can visit us to feel the energy and the vivacious spirited attitude of a huge log of matured members.
With all this, I need ONE SMALL FAVOUR from you -- If you could give a link to http://go.to/hotboard, that would be a heartening favour and an undisputed help you can shower on us. Your encouragement, support and involvement shall be remembered.
Regards.
Osho

Jaal: There's your shimmering link, undisputed and vivacious.
- Editor

Dear Jaal,
I am an amateur cartoonist from Kerala. Your Musharaff is great. Please visit www.weblokam.com/election/light.
Sajan

Jaal: Check it out if you can take off from other shimmering activities. - Editor




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