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Vox Judicutura
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 Indraprastha, Bhadra 1, Saka era 2025 - The ruling National Democratic Alliance headed by Atal Behari Vajpayee had successfully renamed New Delhi as Indraprastha and changed the calendar fully to the Saka era.The highest judicature of Akhand Bharat has also been chipping in with obiter dicta on almost anything and the result is Ganga jal is freely flowing in the streets along with, what else, milk and honey, of course. One thing has been definitely buried in nearby Kurukshetra and that is vox populi is definitely not vox dei in Bharat Varsha. In fact it is nothing; the citizen of India (that was once) might think he changed governments just like that in 1977 and 1980 and had been changing governments in various states over the years. We have concluded in this painstaking report that the citizen need no longer dirty his left forefinger with a so called indelible ink and he can just look around and see for himself what progress has been achieved in every field with the pronouncements of the learned benches with the incessant jabbering of learned silks along the breadth and length of this akhand desh. Jaal would like to point out that criminals do not any longer stand for election to any elected chamber just because the court has said so. That blot ended about fifteen years ago. The once overflowing godowns of the Food Corporation are nearly empty for the past 20 years or so since the court said it should not be full. So procurement is stopped when the godowns seem to be getting full. Unemployment is a thing of the past. All are gainfully employed - that is what the Government statistics say. Because that is what the court told the government to ensure - that is unemployment should be banished by 2025. Poor Indira Gandhi ! She started by saying 'garibi hatao' but ended with egg on her face by 'garib hatao" ! All students now get through all tests because the court said the universities are there to impart education to all and if they could not do that they had better shut up. Now all pass! Believe it not, the stock market no longer crashes ! That is because the supreme court told SEBI you better ensure that or vanish ! So SEBI started functioning from 2020 and you can see that Harshadbhai or Ketan Parekh or whoever, BSE and NSE are straining at their leash to overtake poor NASDAQ. Dowry and child marriage can be read only in novels or seen in Mumbaimasala movies. Eternal truths and astrology are venerated and people are benefitting by them, thanks to Supreme Court. And wonder of wonders, female infanticide has been sent away with a stroke of the judicial quill and Bharat is one of the very few nations with a perfectly balanced sex ratio. How you may ask, but you also know the answer - three cheers to the judicatura, of course. No cases are pending in any of the courts because the highest court said a clean slate should be there by 2015 and that was done. Just like that. Now cases are disposed of as soon as the arguments are over because their lordships know their individual and collective mind. If you ask any citizen of Bharat what is 'miscarriage of justice?' he or she would not know in 2025. All learned lawyers are fully qualified, not biased, they do not fleece their clients, they do not go for repeated adjournments, they do not put judges to sleep. The bench also ensures there is no need for the first two pillars of governance and the third one will eminently do. The fourth pillar is suffered because all the obiter dicta should be carried by paper or radio or TV or the ubiquitous Net. All ye who read this come to Bharat and lead a judicious life! Jaal is happy with humility that it could play a small role in portraying a correct picture of the India that was and the Bharat that is and the Bharat that will be and here we rise! RECENTLY ON JAAL: Wanted: A Governor Gift Cow Et Al Diaspora Disgust Chitti Chitti Bong Bong Off Course Pol Poll: Are You A Neta Wannabe? The Raj Strikes Back The EMail Of The Species Kandahar Ka Kaana Raja The World Is Not Enough Back To Squire One Poll Gita Where There's A Bill, There's A Wait DotComs, By The Numbers GoI-ing After Veerappan The Bore-Gush Race Hack Attack! Eee! Governance! Justice Unbound Small States, Large Stakes Con Banega Crorepati Salesman No. 1 Cat And Meows 25 Years After Paswan Goes DOTty Child's Play Toilet Paper Drought And About Boer Boar The Joke's On You The Coming Of Bill T Kannan SEND US YOUR FEEDBACK ABOUT THIS ARTICLE: ?
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