1. Seema Biswas: Because she could not resolve the question that had haunted her ever since the Bandit Queen: who was worse looking, she or Phoolan? A moot question since Shekhar Kapur is uglier than either of them ever was.
2. Lara Dutta: Because no one believes she is the most beautiful woman in the world; they either say the contest was fixed, or that Phoolan had 'inner' beauty.
3. Naghma: Because Saurav dumped her and then threatened her after she blabbed about their sex romp and subsequent break-up in Femina.
4. Sushma Swaraj: Because Phoolan had been putting on weight of later and was threatening to snatch away's Sushma's claim to fame - parliamentarian with the most mammoth posterior.
5. Mrs Mulayam Singh Yadav: Because her husband kept telling her he was married to the party. And he seemed to be enjoying such conjugal bliss with the party! She fumed that she was no one's souten, and, well, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
6. Amar Singh: For the same reason as Mrs Mulayam Singh Yadav.
7. Anna Kournikova: Because her tennis career was going nowhere.
8. The ISI Chief: To destabilize India, of course.



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