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Dear Jaal,
Hi,
I'm looking for some peoms or shot examples of phrases written in Strine, do you know any links on the web? Do you know where I can get some extracts from Let Stalk Strine?
Cheers.
Fabien
Jaal: Dunno mite
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Dear Jaal,
Hola,
Acabamos de sacar en Madrid una revista de humor gráfico.
Para el próximo número de abril quisiéramos invitarle a participar junto a los artistas nacionales e internacionales con los que estamos contactando.
Nuestra dirección:
El Batracio Amarillo
Jaal: We always use the letters we can't understand.
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Why do you always judge males by their sexual performance alone? Remember that women are equally to be blamed. They claim to love the men but are not able to speak out their needs to them. They want the omnipotent man who understands everything in advance and tries to keep his beloved wife happy under any circumstances. If women are really dissatisfied with their sex lives how many of them really make sincere efforts to sort it out with their partners rather then speaking ill of the entire male sex. Why turn your frustration on to the poor male community? I never speak ill of women. Women do speak ill of men and I have never come across a single Indian woman who does not curse men. As for those who are really concerned about the biological, physical, evolutional and sexual capability of Indian men the following facts will remove all doubts about it.
1) 'Kamasutra' was written by sage Vatsyayana who was a Hindu. It only means that Indian men were great in lovemaking dept since thousands of years ago when Western men were probably still wandering in the jungles.
2) It is the Indian men who have reached the spiritual heights and no other men in the world have reached even one percent of that. Indian saints, monks, sages and spiritual-seekers have unleashed the ways of achieving the state of absolute happiness and peace. No men in the world have managed that.
3) As for women's 'rights' the Indian men were the first men in the world to treat women completely at par.
4) Heroics of Indian men like Chhatrapti Shivaji, Maharana Pratap are such that the other men of the world and women can only dream about.
5) Remember the breath taking speech of Swami Vivekanand at Chicago? He was a man!!
6) Why abuse the one who is the Mahatma? (Those who have got everything including Independence free, cannot realise the worth of the mahatma and have no right to speak about it , Hissaab me rahega to kitaab mein rahega, understand!) and why only look at the negative aspects of the Indian males? (like heart attacks - to Rakesh Kalshian - Wait for twenty more years and see what Indian men do!
7) Today Indian IT pros rule the market in UK and US. Skilled Indians have already beaten western workforce. Needless to say majority of these IT pros are men. Top managers are always men and Excellent cooks in hotels like Centaur and Taj are also men!!
8) In the US a woman cannot become the president, but in India a Woman can become not only the President but also an autocrat (Indira Gandhi). She was created by a man Nehru, but she was killed also by men. So India is not bad and certainly not for women nowadays provided women stop cursing men and seek their co-operation.
As far my views on Lesbianism are concerned no man can ever make a woman go Lesbian. No woman can ever make a man go Gay. Suppose some day all the women of this world form a union and refuse to have sex with me, then would I turn over to men?? YUCHHH!! Can't even think of that.
I would happily take over Brahmacharya (Celibacy) and take up my recourse to GOD, I won't curse women, I definitely won't.
Prasad Athalye
Jaal: May you enjoy your years of brahmacharya
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Dear Jaal,
Is there any recent info regarding Dipendra? Has there been a non-biased inquiry?
Pablo
Jaal: Non-bias does not figure in South Asian dictionaries…
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Dear Jaal,
Did you check out www.gupsup.com? Looks desi with a name like that! Happy new year.
Soman
Jaal: Sounds demented with a name like that…
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