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Saddam, Here We Come (Again)
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 You are hereby forewarned!Of course we will first ensure the UN supervisors report that you have NOT really dismantled chemical warfare factories; nor have you stopped stockpiling those fragile vials containing lethal ingredients the least harmful of which may be anthrax. I am very sure you may not have forgotten how we came to Kuwait and very nearly to you in the nineties; nor would you have forgotten how we kept trying to come to neighbouring Persia (many may call it Iran) after Reza Shah Pehlavi faltered and Ayatollahs swarmed all over the place. I can assure you that we still want to come to Persia. If there is any need to refresh your failing memory we keep coming to Saudi Arabia weekly, if not daily. I am sure you know there is something called "remote" (since TV has been permitted by you to beam your visage alone; if you ask me, you should get a better make-up artist; I may be able to prevail upon Hollywood to spare you one - unfortunately you would naturally doubt any pan cake from here - so I leave it to you.) My corps of specialists and advisors - they are a legion, I tell you - keep urging me it is high time we came to Baghdad through air and land --- even a schoolboy will tell you -- if you permit him to stop chanting 'Saddam Saddam' even for a minute ,that we keep an eye on you from the space; so be forewarned again. Do not for a moment delude yourself we leave Egypt alone. We keep coming there too and Hosni is a pal. But I need not tax you with all details. It is not necessary we come where there is oil. We go places. Perhaps there is no need to scare you further on what periodic weeding we do in our backyard; it does not matter if it is Nicaragua or Panama or Chile or even Cuba. It is only recent history we were there everywhere in Vietnam and that was because the GIs saw the Viet Cong everywhere on treetops, behind bushes, behind walls or under the Mekong…… I can tell you and all other doubting Thomases we shall keep coming everywhere; there is no precondition you should like us. We just keep coming. It is almost first nature to us now. Since our second nature is taken care of by World Bank and the IMF. RECENTLY ON JAAL: Season's Gratings Osama In Bollywood Sab Maya Hai If The Taliban Win... Vox Judicutura! Wanted: A Governor Gift Cow Et Al Diaspora Disgust Chitti Chitti Bong Bong Off Course Pol Poll: Are You A Neta Wannabe? The Raj Strikes Back The EMail Of The Species Kandahar Ka Kaana Raja The World Is Not Enough Back To Squire One Poll Gita Where There's A Bill, There's A Wait DotComs, By The Numbers GoI-ing After Veerappan The Bore-Gush Race Hack Attack! Eee! Governance! Justice Unbound Small States, Large Stakes Con Banega Crorepati Salesman No. 1 Cat And Meows 25 Years After Paswan Goes DOTty Child's Play Toilet Paper Drought And About Boer Boar The Joke's On You The Coming Of Bill T Kannan SEND US YOUR FEEDBACK ABOUT THIS ARTICLE: ?
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