Osama In Bollywood

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Well, ever since the United States undertook its jehad against the infidels in Afghanistan, Bollywood's brains have been wired. They're trying to make a song and dance out of the attacks but can't figure out just how. However, we have found that they are already too late. The Hindi phillum world has already captured the heart of the crisis in the past, and every element of the war can be picturised to some Bollywood song.Here's how: The US asks the world to unite against terrorism: Sathi haath badhana, sathi haath badhana, ek akela thak jayega, milkar bojh uthana The Brits and official US messenger boy Tony Blair eagerly join the crusade: Ae maalik tere bande hum Pakistan pledges support to the coalition in exchange for being bailed out its financial mess: Jo tumko ho pasand wahi baat kahenge, tum din ko agar raat kaho, raat kahenge dete na aap saath to mar jaate hum kabhike pure hue hai aap se armaan zindagi ke hum Zindagi ko aapki saugaad kahenge tum din ko agar raat kaho raat kahenge. The US, obviously, is pleased with the Paki response: Tum jo hamare meet na hote, geet ye mere geet na hote The Pakis are pleased too, they can once again play the US stooge: Kabhi raat din hum door the, din raat ka ab saath hai Woh bhi ittefaaq ki baat thi, ye bhi ittefaaq ki baat hai The Taliban accused Pakistan of betrayal: Bahaaro ne mera chaman loot kar khija ko ye iljaam kyo de diya? kisi ne chalo dushamani kee magar ise dosti naam kyu de diya? The Pakis stammer: Hum bewafa hargiz na the, par hum wafa kar na sake India, meanwhile, offers its services to the US, whether it wants them or not: O gore gore, o baa ke chore, kabhi meri gali aaya karo The US stresses that the new ties with the Pakis won't strain Indo-US relations: Na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa hai, magar kya kare apani raahe juda hai Dubya asks Mullah Omar to hand over Osama bin Laden: Ae, kya bolta tu? Ae, kya mai bolu? And Osama stays safe in Afghanistan: Hame tumse pyaar kitna, ye hum nahi jaante, magar jee nahi sakte, tumhare bina! The Taliban ties with the UAE and the Saudis snap: Kasme waade pyaar wafa sab, baate hai baato ka kya? koi kisi ka nahi ye jhoothe naate hai naato ka kya? sukh me tere saath chalenge, dukh me sab much modenge, duniyawaale tere bankar, tera hi dil todenge dete hai bhagwan ko dhokha, insa ko kya chodenge? India figures out that US still won't consider the Pak-supported groups in Kashmir as terrorists: Tum to thehere pardesi, saath kya nibhaaoge? RECENTLY ON JAAL: Sab Maya Hai If The Taliban Win... Vox Judicutura! Wanted: A Governor Gift Cow Et Al Diaspora Disgust Chitti Chitti Bong Bong Off Course Pol Poll: Are You A Neta Wannabe? The Raj Strikes Back The EMail Of The Species Kandahar Ka Kaana Raja The World Is Not Enough Back To Squire One Poll Gita Where There's A Bill, There's A Wait DotComs, By The Numbers GoI-ing After Veerappan The Bore-Gush Race Hack Attack! Eee! Governance! Justice Unbound Small States, Large Stakes Con Banega Crorepati Salesman No. 1 Cat And Meows 25 Years After Paswan Goes DOTty Child's Play Toilet Paper Drought And About Boer Boar The Joke's On You The Coming Of Bill T Kannan SEND US YOUR FEEDBACK ABOUT THIS ARTICLE: Feedback Form Your Name: Your Email: Details:   ? GAMES LINKS FREE INDIA DOWNLOADS JOKES HOROSCOPES ECARDS POLL

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